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thatlonelybarricade:

videohall:

Bird reacts to dubstep

#best four seconds of my life tbh

ourtroylerinfinityy

tylersivan-crisp:

Not often is it that you get to watch an artist grow and develop right before your eyes. We’ve literally watched fetus troyesivan18 mature into Troye Sivan, watched as his passion for music grew each year as it evolved from homemade webcam covers to produced music videos with a record label. 

Troye Sivan, your ambition and passion for what you do is inspiring. You deserve to be adored. And I can’t wait to share your talent with the world and have millions of people join our original core fan base.

We love you, we’re proud of you, congratulations on all you have accomplished. And you can bet your ass we’ll all be there to cheer you on when you’re touring TRXYE playing Madison Square Garden.

turkey-imported-from-maine
thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.